bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out
via  spikespiegell  (originally  a-greek-goddess)
2 hours ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 11:04pm 189,368 notes

winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

3 hours ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 10:56pm 16,530 notes

fangpants:

lady-jekyll:

gaminginyourunderwear:

obviously-bored:

sizvideos:

Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2014 - Video

I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe

Me too.

FFFFFFFFFucking hate Deadpool cosplayers. They think because they can put on a shit suit they can run around and act like an asstit.

Like 3% of Deadpool cosplayers have a viable personality under the suit

you do know this is D-Piddy right? he asks for consent before he does anything or even records anyone. He’s rlly funny while still being super chill and polite to the cosplayers and i wish more Deadpool cosplayers were like him

tags   deadpool  
via  toomanyfandomssolittletime  (originally  sizvideos)
3 hours ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 10:53pm 101,892 notes
So look at the fleeting stars with fleeting eyes, and feel how the earth beneath you gives. It is all a temporary manifestation of particles and it is all unraveling to particulate silence. The bustle of the human day, will come, and will go. And then there will be night. But, how beautiful these moments within the dissolve. What a temporary perfection we can find in this passing world. Everything good, ever done, everything good that was done today; and all the good people doing it. And back, and back, and forward, and forward. All that beauty within a universe unraveling. Be proud of your place in the cosmos. And yet it is. How unlikely. How fantastic. And stupid. And excellent.
~ cecil making everyone cry (via curls-of-221b)
via  octoberspirit  (originally  curls-of-221b)
3 hours ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 10:46pm 4,601 notes

the sex ed guide your parents didn’t give you

lilypotterr:

tags   reference  
via  levi-cleanfreak-ackerman  (originally  lilypotterr)
3 hours ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 10:45pm 112,025 notes

ofpotterandwho:

imlovineveryminute:

Girl In a Country Song—Maddie & Tae

Ever wonder what country music videos would look like if the male/female roles were reversed? Well, here you go. So funny.

STOP BRO COUNTRY 2K14

via  queermccoy  (originally  imlovineveryminute)
3 hours ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 10:35pm 2,894 notes

We get along phenomenally well. It’s a real blessing working on these movies - Chris Evans

3 hours ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 10:23pm 7,218 notes

mishasminions:

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

I CAN’T EVEN PLAY JENGA WHEN I’M SOBER

via  punkandmeathead  (originally  salmonslushie)
3 hours ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 10:19pm 99,599 notes

Robert Downey Jr @ SDCC 2014

3 hours ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 10:18pm 2,814 notes
3 hours ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 10:14pm 16,894 notes